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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny Media

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American? ... Or those that advocate peace are anti-troops or pro-Saddam? - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American? ... Or those that advocate peace are anti-troops or pro-Saddam?

Janeane Garofalo

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. [President Bush] is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. [President Bush] is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

Janeane Garofalo

Force

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

Is being an idiot like being high all the time? - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.""

Janeane Garofalo

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny God

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes:

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: ""if equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me."" Have you ever read that one? It's one of my favorites.

Janeane Garofalo

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny Loneliness

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Celebrity Funny

[A war] is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

[A war] is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

Janeane Garofalo

I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in life and in dollars, what the dangers are, retaliatory strikes, once it happens, ... This is not a war that needs to happen immediately, if ever. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in life and in dollars, what the dangers are, retaliatory strikes, once it happens, ... This is not a war that needs to happen immediately, if ever.

Janeane Garofalo

You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.

Janeane Garofalo

should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody . - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody .

Janeane Garofalo

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area. - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Janeane Garofalo

American Comedian Funny

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."

Janeane Garofalo

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes:

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: "if equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me." Have you ever read that one? It's one of my favorites.

Janeane Garofalo

Love

What has Iraq done to us? - Janeane Garofalo Quotes

What has Iraq done to us?

Janeane Garofalo

Iraq

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